Things To Do Before I Die

As agreed, here's:

Things To Do Before I Die *touchwood*
 
Only strike the *touchwood* part, I'm not superstitious. Ok, let's get down to business. Things to do before YOU die, Stephanie style.

*Walk up to Donald Trump, laugh at him and grab his toupee. Then look up at him with innocent eyes and say 'I'm your HUGEST fan, can you sign this?'

*Buy 10 tickets to watch an extremely popular movie, say HP4. Get the best seats (middle to back row) Then buy lots of popcorn and throw over the movie-goers when Harry gets chased by the Horntail, or when Voldemort appears, or any part you think is exciting. Then right before the usher throws you out, scatter the popcorn over your ten prime seats so that no one else can have them.


*Get a degree in midwifery =O


*Get a couple of friends to ride on a motorbike with you, wearing only your bikinis/speedos while throwing flying kisses to the adoring crowd.


*Give your most hated teacher a world-class wedgie (or if it's a female, flip her skirt in front of everyone during assembly)


*Ride the DNA mixer in Berjaya Times Square and throw up on everyone while you're spinning.


*Go to school in spaghetti straps and a miniskirt, while carrying a huge radio blasting Nine Inch Nails.


*Organize a sleepover and paint your guyfriends' nails shocking pink/baby blue while they're asleep (For girlfriends, you can switch their lip gloss with nail polish. They'll never notice the difference, at least until their lips are glued shut =D)


*Crash your arch enemy's wedding wearing a banana suit.


*Streak during a world peace conference.


*Dress up as a vampire, heavy black trenchcoat and all, then go to the beach and sunbathe, while slowly patting suntan lotion all over your face and hands. Then tell inquiring strangers: "Hey, vampires like to get out once in a while, you know? I even brought SPF 40,000 suntan lotion for the occasion!"


*Make out with a stranger.


*Volunteer to bathe the animals SPCA, then dye the dogs pink with green spots and the cats green with yellow stripes. Then demand payment from the person-in-charge, for your oh-so-beautiful handiwork.


*At your school's 10-year reunion, tell your friends that you've been working on a cure for bird flu, with hands-on experience and all. Then start sneezing and coughing, and then tell your friends that you think "you have come down with /something/."


*At your friend's sister's birthday party, while everyone is enjoying the delicious birthday cake, exclaim loudly: "Ohmygosh! Is that the birthday cake? I'm SO, SO sorry, I couldn't control myself. I kinda sneezed all over it just now while I was in the kitchen!" Then you grin sheepishly at the horrified crowd.


*While watching 'The Ring' with all your friends, preferably at home late at night, use your handphone to call the housephone right after you watch the cursed tape in the movie.


*Open one of those doors at shopping malls where they say "Don't use unless in an emergency" and make the alarms go off. When the security guards ask you, "Don't you understand what the sign means?" You reply, "But it WAS an emergency! I needed to pee!"


*Dress up as a punk, with fake tattoos, kohl and all and parade round your neighbourhood shopping mall. Just when you're attracting the most looks, start singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' at the top of voice while shaking your booty like Britney Spears.

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Phew, I have more of these, but frankly, I'm getting bored of typing. Maybe I'll continue another day. DO try some of the above suggestions...or you might just die regretting not doing so. =(
*Yi Ling's version of Things To Do Before I Die can be found here