Merry Christmas!! =P (Totally unrelated)

Gargh. This is passed on from Yi Ling. Anyway, I don't feel so good right now, after some particularly sour wine. Red wine is so much nicer (and expensive). So don't be disappointed if I'm a little (or a lot) crabby.


Now I've got that over with, here goes:

Would you rather lose your vision or your hearing?

♥_As with Yap, I love reading and I love music. But then there are audiobooks and braille. You can't READ music. Besides, I just bought me a new guitar, so duh, I'll keep my hearing, thanks.

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If you could create your own store, and sell anything in the world, what would you sell?

♥_Interesting...hmmmmmmm......................


Good Stephanie says: "I'd sell happiness! Then everyone will be happy and none of them will come and annoy me. I'd find a miracle cure for all ailments and sell them all!!! ...For a substantial amount of money, of course."

Bad Stephanie says: "Of course I'd sell CDs. I was BORN to sell CDs. But I'd substitute System of a Down, The Click Five, bloody Destiny's Child and other so-called artistes' CDs with brainwashing mantras. Then the WHOLE world will listen to the same music as I do. We'd have SO much in common. We'd all listen to Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Incubus, Green Day, Nirvana and Nine Inch Nails. Oh, and Britney, of course."

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If you were the King or Queen of the World, and your first task was to restructure the school systems, what would you do?

♥_I /heart/ this question. For one thing, NO MORE SCHOOLS. Duh.


I'd get the world's top scientists to gather all the important information that everyone NEEDS to know ---like why you should never dye your hair (it's tacky and kills your hair) or how to skateboard--- and store it in a microchip.
   
From then on, every baby that is born will have this chip implanted in their brain, so that they don't have to waste a decade in school. Then everyone will be smart, AND happy, AND can spend their time doing healthier activities, like moshing at the next Incubus concert.

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Imagine that you find a remote control with a big red PAUSE button. You hit the button and time stops. Around you, clocks stop, the wind freezes, everyone stops dead in their tracks. If you throw a ball it will travel about a meter from you and then hang suspended in space and time. You continue to pass through time normally, however, needing to eat, use the bathroom, etc. -- and of course, getting older. What would you do with a little bit of uninterrupted, unlimited time? (Of course, everyone is frozen, so mischief is possible as well -- if you are so inclined!)

♥_Yay! If only...if only...


1. Give everyone wedgies! It's fun. =D
2. Take a piece of charcoal and doodle on people's faces. Like how Edmund did in the Chronicles of Narnia.
3. "Borrow" money from all the fat-ass, non-deserving celebrities and buy pressies for EVERYONE!!
4. Read people's diaries.
5. Release all the poor tortured animals from abusive homes. (awwww) But wait, if they're frozen, they can't run, can they?
6. Grab all the CDs I want. Come ON, it takes only 2 ringgit max producing cost for CDs, it's SUCH a rip-off to charge us 40 over bucks for a piece of plastic.
7. /Get rid/ of terrorists. I'd dedicate my time ridding the world of the evil people who are slowly taking over your mind, body and soul.
...Such as Lindsay Lohan.
8. Burn next year's test papers. (mwahahahahaha)
9. Treat myself to a couple eat-all-you-can sessions at my favourite restaurants.
10. Brainwash everyone (again) and make them blog. Properly. =P Then we'd all be happy with so many nice blogs to read. =D
11. Walk over to Yap's house and get my Photoshop CD back. =P Nah, I'm just teasing ya.

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By the way, Merry belated Christmas to everyone! =)
Update:
Yi Ling's version can be found here.
J.L.W.Y.'s version can be found here.