Some girls would kill for these 'sexy shoes' as many online sites call them. Why?
1. They make you look taller
2. They make long feet look shorter, and therefore prettier
3. They make you look more feminine
My sister's 3-inch heels
Sure...for the sake of beauty, you guys (girls, actually) are willing to pay a price. A steep one at that.
Sure, you say. You don't mind getting premature athritis, shortened calf muscles, disfigured toes, knee and back problems, ...as long as you look 'pretty and feminine'? ...really?
Oh, and not to mention, some of you heel-wearers walk as if, sorry to say, you have something sharp jammed up where the sun don't shine.
And modelling my sister's 3-inchers, I bring you...yours truly, Stephanie
Ok, so I don't have the nicest feet around, but I'm just trying to make a point. (By the way, now you know what boys-size-9 feet look like in a size-7 shoe.)
In this picture, you can see my toes scrunched up from the effort of bending over to take a photo. And also, imagine trying to walk up (or down) a staircase with short steps would be like.
Forget escaping a burning building, the fire would be the least of your worries. I predict a huge chance of you falling down the staircase because of these immensely unstable shoes. Then you'd just smash your head over the rail and die of a cracked skull. A really attractive thought, eh?
Oh, God forbid that someone wears flats to a party (or a wedding, in my case). Pah, they don't look as bad as you think.
Yeah, I'm wearing girly jeans, I know. You can stop being excited now.
I for one, like my flats. Simple is nice. Less is more. Yeah, yeah. Some of you say that you wear high-heels because you're short. That's crap. Being tall is highly overrated, trust me. You can be beautiful even if you're short. There's nothing that turns me off more than a person who isn't satisfied with his/her self.
See? I'm pretty too! Don't risk your health for those ugly overrated bitches.
If you're still not convinced, here's something to make you think about wearing heels again. I quote: "Nail problems also are common from the constant pressure of toes being pressed against the end of the shoe. That can cause the nail to thicken and promote the growth of foul-smelling fungus."
If you think boys won't be attracted to you for being short, do you think they will love you for having STINKY FEET? Thought not.
Anyway, if a guy judges you by your height, drop him like he's hot. Or actually, don't drop a boy if he's hot, in that sense. Just...drop him.
Well, you get my point. If your guy is so superficial, you're better off without him anyway. Don't waste your money on stupid dates. Get out there and go (sensible) shoe shopping!
*Shoe info taken from here
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