Recently, I have come across several blogs, which are pathetic little things you would want to turn your back, run away and never visit that page again.
For they have crossed the line on the 10 sacred blogging taboos *gasp* (Wait, how can taboos be sacred? Anyway...) So here they are, Stephanie's 10 blogging taboos.
Taboo #1: Ch4t5p34k
Who the hell do you think wants to read your chatspeak? Lyke c3r741nly I D0n'7!!!shiftone11!! Chat speak may have been cool 5 years ago, but definitely isn't now. Or maybe now being uncool is the new in thing, and you guys are trying to be uncool to be cool....(?) But anyway, if you type in chatspeak, you can be sure that people like myself will never visit your page again.
Taboo #2: Multicoloured Text
This is a big no-no. Text like this makes people want scream in frustration when they try to decipher your text. You want to 'express your creativity'? Take a box of crayons and sit in the corner with a drawing pad, like the baby you are.
Taboo#3: Invisible text <------Triple click here
Do you think you readers are going to spend their time triple-clicking or pressing Ctrl+A to read your blog? Maybe some tolerant viewers will, but you can count me out as one of them. LOSERS!!! Hahaha.
Taboo#4: Using too many short forms
For me, this is highly irritating. In fact I get vv mad whn i rd this. Last ngt, I almst blew my top ovr this. Leaving out vowels just proves what a bad speller/typist you are.
Taboo#5: Posting nothing but pictures
There's a photo album for this reason you know? And without putting captions, how the hell are we supposed to know what you're trying to tell us? I may be *coughcoughcough*super-smart*hack* but I'm definitely not psychic. My pokemon may be, (*hugs Ralts*) but you can't count on everyone having Ralts with them, can you?
Taboo#6: Posting up lyrics and nothing else (also known OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG! syndrome)
OMGOMGOMG THIS SO LYKE SO TTL RAWKS MY SOX!!!! <insert copy-and-paste lyrics of song here>
It's irritating, ok? I know you love that song, but this is a blog, not letssingit.com.
Taboo#7: CAPITALIZATION
IF YOU IDIOTS DIDN'T KNOW, ON THE INTERNET, CAPITAL LETTERS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF YELLING. SO KEEP YOUR RUDENESS TO YOURSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Taboo#8: PRe-SCHooL CHaTSPeaK
THiS iS WHeRe PeoPLe CaPiTaLiZe THe CoNsoNaNTS oR ViCe VeRSa. iRRiTaTiNG HuH? O_o GeeZ, I DoN'T KNoW HoW You GuYS CaN TYPe LiKe THiS, I'M eXHauSTeD aLReaDY.
Taboo#9: Ignoring Punctuation
This is so stupid since no one can tell where your sentence starts and where it ends its kinda like those mensa puzzles where you try to divide all sentences equally and have them make sense as well only this time its for complete cretins dont you think so i do and i dont care if you dont it annoys me very much
Taboo#10: The last but not least...THe sUPeR cOMbo
This is a bloggers worst nightmare. A combo of all the above sins. I don't even want to talk about it.
aND So I coNCLude My SPeEch tHANks v much aND gNitE YOU IMBECILES
If you can read this, you've probably commited one these sins as well. -smacks- Now you have to promise me to blog nicely or I'll boycott your page forever! Muahahahaha.......
=The end, thank you=
Your favourite antagonist,
Stephanie
P.s. On blogging hiatus until 27th November, so ta-ta people. Even if you miss me (as if) I certainly won't miss you!! -evil cackle-
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