-_-''

One question.


Do I look like a boy? Do I sound like one? Do I act like one?


Ok, that's 3 questions, but what the hell. I may have a boy's figure, and be generally less girlish than the girlie crowd out there, but is there anyway to justify THAT?? *points downward*


Click for full pic, please.


O_o...I get tons of these everyday.


Conclusion#1
I made a mistake when signing up for hotmail, and selected my gender as 'Male'.


Conclusion#2
Stephanie has suddenly become a girls's AND boy's name.


Conclusion#3
It's for me to forward to my boyfriend. o_o Since his penis isn't big enough. Actually, I don't have a boyfriend, but tell that to the spam company.


Conclusion#4
Apparently, I'm not giving my non-existent boyfriend enough pleasure in bed, and they found out. *gasp*


Conclusion#5
There's a top secret gene mutation lab in the United States producing hermaphrodites! And the media got hold of their top secret blueprints and produced a super-drug that is *cough*'super-fast' with 'perfect results'. o_o The US government threatened to kill each and every one of the drug-producers, but they weren't afraid since they could now double their sales, since now girls could have penises too! -super gasp-
Hahaha....wait, does this mean....does this mean that people could have sex with themselves now?? =O -jawdrop-


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


P.S. I like the last conclusion the most. =D


P.P.S. Hey, it's likely ok?? -conspirational whisper- Who knows what the US government might be doing? -shifty eyes-


P.P.P.S.*cough* *coughcoughcough*At least I don't have writer's pop like *cough* Yap.*cough*