Saturday, October 22, 2005

What I did in school. (And other stuff)

Ok, so on Thursday I went to school, because apparently only 30+ people went to school on Wed...x.x
But I was gonna go anyway, so...



So they had this art and design ceramah which I found kind of interesting, since I like art and all that. Some people found it bo-ring. Poor them. If you get bored so easily, no doubt you'd have a pretty boring life. (Great vocab eh?)


Apparently you only need 3 credits (which is?) for SPM to go to a good art school. Which is no prob...Get A for english, math and science and I'm SO outta the stupid school. xP


At the end there was a Q&A session, and everyone refused to ask questions, until YAY free pens! =) 
So I made up a really stupid question, which is the one above, about qualifications, and I got a free pen^^ Booyah! That was pretty much the highest point of the day. :( Btw, the pen writes pretty well for a ball-point. :D


After school, I had to wait for 50 bloody minutes under the shade at tangga ampang, because there was a HUGE jam. Bleh. And hell, my thighs (and ass) hurt like shit, sitting there for so long. Everyone had had their parents pick them up already, so I was sitting all alone waiting for the exhaust fumes to colour my lungs black. And THANK GOODNESS they built a shade all the way to the bus stop, because it started to RAIN. T_T Unfair. I told myself I'm gonna think twice before I go to school again.


But nooo....then I remembered, like the idiot I was, that I promised Siew Lei I'd go to school to keep her company. :O See? I'm so kind-hearted and co-operative.:P I really hate wearing my PBSM uniform because yeah, my shirt reaches half-way down my thighs and my pants don't even make it to my ankle. x.o My body is so horribly out of proportion. Nyeh.


Anyway, we did mazes in school to see if we were 'kritis and kreatif' or not. If you didn't know, I happen to LOVE mazes and yeah, I DO kick-ass at them. *perasan xP* Abuthen I didn't finish first. O.o I think Valerie beat me to it. So I took my pencil and traced it through-out the whole maze as quick as I could. I made to the next round, and the next, and the next.


It was supposed to be by elimination (the first few who finished the first round could move on to the next round...etc) But THEN, the slow-coachies who couldn't finish the first round fast enough to move on to the second round, took the third round mazes. CHEATS!!! I finished the first four papers and didn't get the fifth sheet (level 3). T_T Big deal, I hear you say...but HEY I love mazes, didn't I tell you that? This maze was AWESOME.


It was almost A3 sized and each passage was like,only  2 mm thick. It's not even made out of straight lines. Imagine that. I'd take a photo, but the maze is downstairs and my cam is upstairs, and I'm a fat lazy bum, so nahhhhh.


Ohohoh, I forgot. After the art and design thingy on Thurs, some lady came to SELL tuition. Bleh. 'I'm not here to sell you tuition, but you MUST remember, SPM is the KEY to your future!' Yeurgh. I've made it this far with no tuition whatsoever. Hey, the only subject I fail constantly is Sejarah, and that's because I don't study Sej at all. Actually, I don't study ANY subject at all. -_-'' But am I the last of the class? Noooo, not even close. :K (If you're still blur, my point is that tuition does NOT help you score at EXAMS, it only helps you score with GUYS or whatever you people do at tuition centres.)


But, what can I say? People love good packages. Have a good location (at St Johns, down the road), air-conditioned classrooms, and throw in some boys, and everyone is raring to sign up. *sigh*
It was like last time this guy, Jackson Ng came to our school to give a ceramah on 'How to Be A Top Student'. Frankly, I thought this guy was talking complete bullshit, but to my horror, practically EVERYONE was in awe of him. I was like, DUH, can't you see he's just here to sell his goddamned books??


Bet he made a huge profit at the end of the day, selling a book of advice, that my parents and sis have drilled into my head almost everyday of my life. 'Study consantly! Study before play! Be comfortable while studying!' You have to be a real IDIOT to not know all that. HEY! Why not I design a book cover, and my sis can write a book on how to be a top student and then have my parents give ceramah at all the schools? Then YAY!!! We'll all be MILLIONAIRES! -_-''


People are bloody gullible nowadays. Just you read all the chain letters and "NOOO Friendster/MSN/<insert site name here> is closing down!!!!" mails. All I can say is, by now I should have had my eyes gouged out by a little 7 year old, been strangled by the ghost of a little boy, died a hundred horrible deaths, been damned by God for not passing on some religious piece of mail, and lost my boyfriend (who is non-existent).


You know what?? Copy this blog post and send it to all of your friends ten times to win the lottery! Remenber to NOT change the title. If you don't follow what I say, your boyfriend will have sex with another girl, and tonight I'm gonna crawl in through your window and poke your heart out with a stick!


Love, Stephanie.

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