Total Randomness

Ahah, I'm bored.


The last time I was really tickled was when I came back from the holidays and found a fly stuck to my KH project. The silly thing got it's feet in the wet paint and died there. Imagine my surprise.


The White Stripes video for Blue Orchid is funny. I have no idea. But the guy just cracks me up.


Watching my cousin scarfing down seemingly endless amounts of food was funny. I arrived for dinner at my aunt's house at 9 just in time to hear my aunt reprimanding my cousin for eating so much. Cake, noodles, chicken, you name it. My mom got this huge cake made of white and dark chocolate, he just....inhaled the cake. By 11, he was still eating. 0_o My cousin, all of 6 years old.


In school, during the concert, this girl was singing that song, 'Top of The World', well, I think that's it's name. It reminded when my sister singing that for standard 4 or 5. Well, anyway, as the poor kid was singing the song, (awfully, in my opinion, I'm sorry) a little butterfly started flying around the hall. Almost everyone (well, a lot of people) were following the movements of the butterfly. Suddenly, the butterfly took a nose dive down. Try to guess what happened. The few girls there started screaming and yelling and the crowd parted to avoid the poor butterfly. Lots of people were staring at them while I was secretly laughing. What could you expect from a school that evacuates the whole canteen at the sight of one monkey?


Seriously, a monkey scrambles down from a pillar and steals a roti canai and everyone screams bloody murder.


That reminds of one of my experiences in Form 1. There were a series of strange events that led to the belief that there was a ghost haunting our school. (Maybe there is, but there's no proof) Anyway, everyone was still nervous and jumpy after all that happened, and easily shocked. How easy it was, I didn't expect.


See, four classes were together in the Form 4 block, having evacuated from the Pink Dorm after some very strange events. There was no teacher in class then. Suddenly a girl from next door screamed. Then THAT whole class started screaming. Then my classmates froze for one second and then OUR whole class started screaming as well. (I wasn't screaming, I was frozen in shock) Then everyone evacuated the builiding simultaneously.


Imagine about 70 12 and 13 year olds rushing out of the same building screaming the hell out of their lungs, for no apparent reason. Ok, so maybe you had to be there to find it funny, but it cracked me up. Oh, and the reason was a girl stuck her hand in her drawer and touched something warm and furry. The poor bat must have gotten the shock of its life. One bat, wreaking havoc upon the school. xD Even the teachers in the bilik guru came out to see what was happening.


Recently, our school held the closing ceremony for the budi bahasa campaign. A teacher had to read the utusan from somebody-or-other. Some of the teachers fell asleep. I saw one chinese teacher nod gently then snapped awake and started glancing around to see if anyone saw that. You could tell that the headmistress and the teacher in charge of Ko-ko were either extremely bored out of their skins or trying desperately to keep awake. Good one, teachers, good example for your precious students.


Ahah, my friend Megan just told me to go listen to a song. 'You are Holy'.


But hell, I keep hearing 'You are holey' instead. you are hoooolleeeey. Sorry Meg.


Sheesh, I must really be bored.