CSS/Html Help

Due to popular request, I'm gonna make a -simple- CSS/Html guide. It's mainly going to focus on the beginning steps to beautifying your profile, and I'm not going to go into advanced coding. It's my first time, so please bear with me, if my explanations are not clear. And please DO leave a comment so I can always edit this post if I have incorrect info.


*Background*
From now on, background will be referred to as bg. Remember that.
I'm assuming you already have a bg in mind, so make sure it is the correct size to fit your screen resolution. (1024x768 etc.)


To make sure your bg is the correct size, press Print Screen. You should have your internet browser (Internet Explorer, Firefox, Netscape etc.) open when you do this. The button is located somewhere above the up and down keys. After that, open MS Paint (which is what I use) and paste it there. Now take your bg pic and place it over the image. To do this, select "Paste From" from the toolbar. Edit it to fit properly over the image. *Make sure you fit the picture properly, DO NOT INCLUDE the tool bars and etc.* Place it over what you would see in your browser ONLY. Now that you have your correct size, cut out your bg (not including tool bars etc.) and paste it on a new page. Save it.


Now that you have the correct size, you have to host your bg pic. You can use this website: http://www.imageshack.us/


You can upload a maximum of 1024KB. Browse for your pic and click 'Host it'. Use the second last code on the page.


So now you have your bg code, which is: body{background:url(PUT URL HERE)


*Note: Ok, I left this out last night. At the very beginning of your code, you need to put this: <style type="text/css">After that, every following tag will need to have <style>at the beginning, and </style> at the end.


So your bg code will look like this: <style>body{background:url(PUT URL HERE)</style>


So far, your whole code will look like this:
<style type="text/css">
<style>body{background:url(PUT URL HERE)</style>


There are other codes to adjust your pic, but as I have already instructed you to adjust your pic before you host it, It should fit just fine.


To be continued...

I hate you.

I am furious. Seriously pissed off. In a I'll-scream-at-you-if-you-come-near-me-mood. I HATE THIS BLOODY COMPUTER!!!!!


I spent almost 3 whole hours plotting a bloody map that has 244 doors and hundreds of passageways. And one page shows only 5 doors/passageways at a time. So here I was, patiently cutting and shrinking and pasting the doors one by one. I gave names to the doors, I labelled the passageways...THAT TOOK ME ALMOST 3 HOURS FOR GOODNESS SAKE. Not to mention I'm so bloody sick I didn't eat anything for the whole damned day.


And THEN guess what my sister's computer did??? One extra message window pops up in MSN, and the whole bloody comp hangs. I thought that was bad enough, AND THEN I restart the comp and find the whole file corrupted!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


I SO, SO, SO can't wait for the day I get my 7 As and get my fucking iMac (yup, SO your superior, stupid comp) so I can abandon this bloody wreck of a computer COMPLETELY. And no thanks to you denn-brain. Your window was the one that made YOUR hopelessly, incapable, incompetent, hapless, junk-heap of a computer hang. You should have bought an iMac in the first place. Not a stupid Dell comp that cost the same price. :K:K:K


Not to mention all the other times it erased my files. Including my coding and programming that each took 5 hours to write and perfect. Adding up to over 50 hours of HARD WORK in total. Not to mention this time it was bloody BORING. You know my tolerance for boring stuff. I was being extra-patient today, and LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME.


One day I WILL get my Mac with it's super-fast processor and I can finally send this neanderthal-ish contraption to the virtual graveyard.


Mark my words, you bird-brain of a computer, if you even have the cheek to call yourself that, your days are numbered. NUMBERED!!! YES, YOU WILL BE SOLD TO THE METAL SCRAP YARD AND BE USED TO MAKE TOILET ROLL HOLDERS AND SEWAGE PIPES. 
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! One day you'll be eating crap, which is a good thing after ALL THE CRAP YOU GAVE ME.


And I really, realy, really hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you......................................................................

List time!

List time!

I'm in the mood for making lists now.(Don't ask why) :o) Today I'm am going to list down the pros and cons of being a girl. And the same for boys. The list is for entertainment's purpose only. You may or may not enjoy it. And don't blame me if you don't. I'm gonna start...now.


# Girls #


-Pros-
*You can paint your nails any colour, without looking gay
*You can talk about anything with your friends...even *cough* private stuff, and not feel uncomfortable
*You can go to toilets in groups without looking sissy
*Don't wanna do PE? Simple. Cramps.
*Want an excuse to skip school? See above.
*You can wear skirts AND jeans withoug getting weird looks
*You can talk too much in class, and the teacher will think it's normal (cause you're a girl, that's why)
*You can flirt your way out of a speeding ticket (this, I read somewhere)
*Too short? There's always heels.
*Blemishes? Foundation. (Not that I'd go near any, since I'm allergic)
*You can always leave the heavy work to the guys, no matter how strong you are. :oP
*When you miss a goal at football, guys will blame it on your extra X-chromosome, and not your own incompetence. (This is sexist, I know. But it's...good, in ways. Like letting the defenders guard down, and earning the privilege of gloating whenever you DO score a goal. Nyeh.)
*You can love pink as much as we want! Maybe it's only me, but...well.


-Cons-
*Guys ALWAYS look down on you. Or think you're vulnerable or something. Grr. Almost always, anyway.
*Sexism
*Sexist jokes. *snarl*
*The mirror in school is never free in an all-girls school
*You get your butt smacked by members of your own gender, as well as the opposite. Which is gross. Yeuch.
*Skirts in school. No business for my coffee-shop. :o(
*Love the electric guitar, and everyone's eyebrows disappear into their hairline.
*No one picks you for sports.
*Bitch-ism
*Cliques. Need I say more?
Mwahahaha. Enough. Gentlemen now. ;-o


# Guys #


Pros
*Kick-ass at computer games
*Same goes for sports. Most anyway.
*You have height. (Not that I'm complaining, but some people I know certainly are)
*When you play an instrument, girls say it's sexy. But when girls do, it's nerrrr-dy.
*You get away with going to school with filthy shoes. During primary, anyway.
*You don't need to take rubella shots Dx
*You don't need to plan what to wear. T-shirt, jeans...maybe the occasional corduroys...
*Low-maintainence hair. (Other than metrosexuals who have an addiction to hair-gel)


Hm...can't think of anything else. Now,


Cons
*You can't cry. Or society will look down on you...majority anyway.
*You take full blame whenever your girlfriend cries
*Paint your nails black...you're a poser punk. Any other colour...o_o
*Get chummy with your guy friends, and you're either a huge lunk of meat between the ears (jocks, as some would say) or just... ...gay.
*You're a half girl! Remember your X-chromosome? :-O Lyke png, that ish sooooo......nevermind.
*You can't get together with you friends and have a pedicure.....x.x Ok, I'm just running out of things to say.


Okok...my brain has been sucked dry by the stupid PMR, because I usually have so much say...but...but...but...*is speechless*


Ok, I'm gonna stop here now.


***List was based on general opinion, which may, or may not be true. Stephanie is not responsible for any offense to you and you fellow gender.***


/Have a good night and Please return in the future./


~El Stefania